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« on: August 21, 2005, 11:08:51 PM »

Deep in the river amazon lives a tiny blood sucking catfish, the vampire fish....the candiru. dont be fooled by its size , this little monster is capable of eating you from the inside.
ok well i was searching the net and i came across the candiru, a fish worser than piranhas. they live on the bottom of the river to stay away from sunlight (told you they was vampires...)until they can sense some senses like the movement of a fish or someones urine. the fish then follows the trail and once found, it viciously digs into the flesh of the victim until it finds blood and then feeds on the its victim until it has ran outta blood. the fish cannot be just pulled out because spines on their body make it impossible to come out.
so ur wondering, how do they get into humans? u guessed it, they go up through the anus or if ur a lad up ur ****. once again the spines make it impossible to come out and expensive operation is needed unless u want ur privates to be amputated. in the operation they dissolve the fish inside you and you have to make ur descision quick because blockage of the urinary tract can prove fatal(nasty things![}}:-|>>])

lol soz if i grossed all the readers out but just trying to warn you about the amazon. whoever watched amazon abyss a while ago may have seen wat they do...
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 06:01:25 AM »

now youve put me off going to south america to search for fish even more. bad enough with the sucking loaches, giant mospuitoes and the insects that lay eggs in your arms and hatch out unser yur flesh, now ive got to watch where i pee as well!![:-bigeyes]
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2005, 06:04:36 AM »

oh and i forgot about the snakes, scorpions and bird eating tarantulas that bite worse than wasps. oh and the jaguars thatd eat you for lunch.
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2005, 07:08:43 AM »

These fish are not quite that bad.

Yes they will swim up and inbed in a penis, but this is only if u pee in a river, these fish will bot bed into your skin anywhere else though.

Thet follow the trale of urine, which is excreated from fish gills, and this is there then normally feed.
How ever if you are unlucky then I would not like to be there!!!!!

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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2005, 08:13:12 AM »

A lesson for us all!! Don't wee in the Amazon!!
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2005, 08:20:33 AM »

yo i will remember that if i ever find myself there.
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2005, 08:31:28 AM »

Do you think these fish will feature in the next Episode of LOST? LOL.

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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2005, 04:39:28 PM »

LOL a giant morph of course!!!!
On the Amazin program on the BBC in April discovered a new species of this fish, very intresting.
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2005, 08:46:15 PM »

lol since they wont admit that monster thing is a dinosaur i bet they'll call it the 'mysterious bloodsucking thingy'
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2005, 07:50:45 AM »

I am not sure that a giant one of those things would be nearly as scary as the small one actually!! Unless you are all boasting!!
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2005, 09:25:40 AM »

you know me, i would never boast. i'm happy just knowing what i know.lol
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2005, 02:29:34 PM »

LOL so keith you up to date now on LOST!!!!!! next one 2 nite.......
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2005, 03:28:22 PM »

Can't wait, although by 12pm, I am sure I will be asleep again!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2005, 07:21:15 AM »

yep. have seen the first 4 episodes and quite enjoying it.
that fella with all the knives is a strange one.
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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2005, 07:22:24 AM »

oh, and how did he get away from that 'monster', or is it big bird, who has got lost, lol
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